Can I use Venmo or CashApp? YES!
We still accept all major credit cards when using the shopping cart option. We are now accepting orders via email and text message should you wish to pay with Venmo or CashApp. Just send us your order request and and how you would like to pay. We’ll send you the payment code and get your items ready. Hint: Select an item that is in stock and on our store page. Asking for an obscure aroma you snuck out of Uzbekistan won’t get you far with us.
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What primary services do you offer?
Selling cleaning solvents for leather aficionados, providing aroma therapy for gays (or straight people who have finally caught on), and selling rubber-like donuts for your junk.
What do you specialize in?
Selling to the industrious cleaning people of the world along with the horny, needy, or thirsty.
FREE Shipping? Really?!
Yes, it’s FREE. Zero. We don’t do overnight or 2nd day air, yet. Items are shipped in a plain black or blue bubble mailers. We don’t put stickers on the package stating, “Popper Whore Delivery” no matter how true it might be.
Do you offer discounts?
Yes! Shipping and processing for every order is $12.95 (just like all the other douche bag sites). But wait! We give you a discount of $12.95 on every order. Can you figure it out yet?
How fast do you ship the stuff?
Usually the same day you order unless it’s a Sunday or there is a national holiday. We want to get it in your hands quickly so you can use it and then order from us again. And yes, we do hope the trick you invited over spills the entire bottle while in your bed. What did you expect from a Grindr or Sniffies hook-up!
I can’t check-out and I’m getting some stupid error! WTF!!
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Case Studies: We Care for you!
Case Study A
Stock photo of guy looking at his laptop and thinking to himself, “I wish I knew where I could get some great cleaning solvents. I really like the leather cleaning abilities since I would never use a solvent without wearing gloves and applying the liquid with a cotton ball. Plus, “I’m horny as fuck!” He then finds The Popper Hut.
Case Study B
Stock photo of guy getting a text message that says, “I got some cleaning supplies from The Popper Hut. I’ve cleaned all the leather surfaces with these amazing solvents and I’ve made sure to never smell them. Did I mention I’m now super horny and need to take your huge cock for hours!?”