Why only Venmo or CashApp? 

Real simple.  Credit card processors play games with us and it’s extremely difficult to keep an account with them.  They tell us our products are illegal (they aren’t), and that the cleaners are narcotics (absolutely not).  We might add Zelle in the future, but right now Venmo and CashApp are working great for us and the other popper whores that come to our site for low prices, free shipping, and smart-ass customer service that is fast.

What primary services do you offer?

Selling cleaning solvents for leather aficionados, providing aroma therapy for gays (or straight people who have finally caught on), and selling rubber-like donuts for your junk.

What do you specialize in?

Selling to the industrious cleaning people of the world along with the horny, needy, or thirsty.

FREE Shipping? Really?!

Yes, it’s FREE. Zero. We don’t do overnight or 2nd day air, yet. Items are shipped in a plain black or blue bubble mailers. We don’t put stickers on the package stating, “Popper Whore Delivery” no matter how true it might be.

Yes!  Shipping and processing for every order is $12.95 (just like all the other douche bag sites).  But wait! We give you a discount of $12.95 on every order.  Can you figure it out yet?

How fast do you ship the stuff?

Usually the same day you order unless it’s a Sunday or there is a national holiday.  We want to get it in your hands quickly so you can use it and then order from us again.  And yes, we do hope the trick you invited over spills the entire bottle while in your bed.  What did you expect from a Grindr or Sniffies hook-up!

I desperately want to fall asleep. Do you have a Privacy Policy and Terms and Conditions page I might read?

Why yes we do!  You can read them here:  Privacy Policy or Terms and Conditions

Case Studies: We Care for you!

Case Study A

Stock photo of guy looking at his laptop and thinking to himself, “I wish I knew where I could get some great cleaning solvents. I really like the leather cleaning abilities since I would never use a solvent without wearing gloves and applying the liquid with a cotton ball.  Plus, “I’m horny as fuck!” He then finds The Popper Hut.

Case Study B

Stock photo of guy getting a text message that says, “I got some cleaning supplies from The Popper Hut. I’ve cleaned all the leather surfaces with these amazing solvents and I’ve made sure to never smell them.  Did I mention I’m now super horny and need to take your huge cock for hours!?”